1. sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."
"BILLY NO"

    sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

    "I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."

    "BILLY NO"

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  3. save-spock-and-roll:

    "haha hey remember when you liked-"

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  4. tentarude:

    troncats:

    sorry:

    I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

    why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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  5. kelsizo:

    mrrandomneseianese:

    Guys can we talk about how great reversed gifs are

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    like we have the vacuums

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    we have the dirty stuff

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    we have the fixers

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    we have the ceptioners

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    and we have my favorite 

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    like these are the greatest things in the world

    THE CHILD IN THE SLIDE OMG

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  6. telapathetic:

    this show never fails me

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  7. trashclown420:

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    Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

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  8. cmpunkinspice:

bureaubaggins:

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad

"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"




"You always do this to me, Mom."

Mom is Russian made, is expected for her to be cold and distant.

    cmpunkinspice:

    bureaubaggins:

    dignified-and-old:

    baruchobramowitz:

    Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

    I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

    "Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

    She never passes the salad

    "Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"

    "You always do this to me, Mom."

    Mom is Russian made, is expected for her to be cold and distant.

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  9. anendinmyself:

    guildensterns-coin:

    Alan Tudyk’s and Nathan Fillion’s encounter with Justin Bieber at the Halo 3 release party (x)

    As if I needed yet another reason to love these guys.

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  11. texasvoodoo:

sugarkisslove:

Slow down, grab the wallWiggle like you tryna make yo ass fall off

Oh my god yes

    texasvoodoo:

    sugarkisslove:

    Slow down, grab the wall
    Wiggle like you tryna make yo ass fall off

    Oh my god yes

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  12. winterthirst:

    sabacc:

    Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

     (via)

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  13. officialunitedstates:

    hashiramass:

    officialunitedstates:

    does anyone here besides me put ketchdown on their hot dogs

    no

    nothing much what’s updog with you

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  14. Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

    Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

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  15. regimentalryan:

Never Forgotten…
U.S. Army 1st Lt. Matthew Greene, the son Maj. Gen. Harold J. Greene, places a rose on his father’s casket during a service at Arlington National Cemetery in Arlington, Va., Aug. 14, 2014. Greene was killed Aug. 5, 2014, at Marshal Fahim National Defense University in Kabul, Afghanistan. (DoD photo by Rachel Larue, U.S. Army/Released)
John 15:13 “Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends.”

    regimentalryan:

    Never Forgotten…

    U.S. Army 1st Lt. Matthew Greene, the son Maj. Gen. Harold J. Greene, places a rose on his father’s casket during a service at Arlington National Cemetery in Arlington, Va., Aug. 14, 2014. Greene was killed Aug. 5, 2014, at Marshal Fahim National Defense University in Kabul, Afghanistan. (DoD photo by Rachel Larue, U.S. Army/Released)

    John 15:13 “Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends.”

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