1. officialunitedstates:

    does anyone else print out their facebook news feed so they can read it on the bus later

    Reblogged from: officialunitedstates
  2. averagefairy:

    why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
    Reblogged from: comatoseasuka
  3. cactusluv:

    cactusluv:

    *breaks fingers* let’s do this

    I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT

    Reblogged from: comatoseasuka
  4. janefoster:

    basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

    Reblogged from: comatoseasuka
  5. emmypupcake:

    nerdywithadashofawesome:

    nyehpetaleijon:

    • If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
    • If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan

    You are only a true fan if you:

    • are powered by electricity
    • have multiple flat blades
    • spin around really fast

    i got so mad then laughed so hard

    image

    Reblogged from: iamnotavegetable
  6. ophi1ia:

    I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie

    Reblogged from: comatoseasuka
  7. yungterra:

    sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like

    image

    i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker

    Reblogged from: whogivesascluck
  8. killmewithdicks:

    neongenesist:

    It’s 2 AM and this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life. Tears are streaming down my face. 

    Who thought this would be a good mashup? And why?

    this is terrific you nerds

    Reblogged from: whogivesascluck
  9.                                    Some things never change

    Scarlett Johansson & Chris Evans
    being adorable on the set of The Perfect Score and Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    Reblogged from: captcevans
  10. captcevans:

    *don’t stop believing plays in the background*

    Reblogged from: captcevans
  11. Reblogged from: whogivesascluck
  12. hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

    hellhoundsonthehunt:

    paradoxicallygrey:

    sincereglomp:

    a) how will you cut your nails

    b) how will you remove it

    c) Why would you do this

    d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

    Reblogged from: comatoseasuka
  13. lieutenantstilinski:

    edenidoigo:

    whalegod:

    tell me a secret

    One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

    I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

    I can’t breathe

    Reblogged from: comatoseasuka
  14. bunrobot:

    "where do you get so many pictures of dinosaurs skateboarding"image

    Reblogged from: comatoseasuka
  15. Reblogged from: comatoseasuka
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