I am a proud NRA member and Pro-Gun. I studied Recording Arts at Full Sail. I love music, movies, football, baseball, and NASCAR. Baltimore Ravens, Orioles, and Joey Logano fan through and through. I'm a country girl, and I'll kick your ass. MERICA.
does anyone else print out their facebook news feed so they can read it on the bus later
why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
*breaks fingers* let’s do this
I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
- If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
- If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
You are only a true fan if you:
- are powered by electricity
- have multiple flat blades
- spin around really fast
i got so mad then laughed so hard
I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie
sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like
i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker
Some things never change
*don’t stop believing plays in the background*
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe
"where do you get so many pictures of dinosaurs skateboarding"